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Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"Would you like to see the markup?"

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"It's made from all our old leftovers. I call it 'Rescue Casserole.'"

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

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"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

'Stan, you can still pick up that food! Due to the economy, the five second rule had been modified to eight seconds.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

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'I'm impressed at your choice sir, you certainly know your budget wines.'

"Yes, Madam, I know they were 78 p last week, but have you seen the price of oil?"

We'll pass on the entrees...

'What wine goes well with a limited expense account?'

'We also sell water for eighty dollars a glass.'

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