Expulsion Gifts

'No, I haven't been sent home early...I've been sent home permanently!'

The fate of the emigrant

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Je Suis Charlie

'Hey, honey bun!'

S**t Threw a Goose

Emigrating to France.

Quiet Quitting

"Look, someone tattooed that building!"

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

Stand back - while I whip something up

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

'I recommend looking down your wife's top, sir.'

"You constantly saying 'I'll see you Monday' won't change the fact that you're fired."

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

"Goodbye prison, hello 24/7 work culture!"

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

The peak awaited, but first they had to contend with the foothills.