Extermination Gifts

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"And where have you previously moused?"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

Flies up the ante!

"We have a favor to ask."

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

"This wasn’t a mouse, ma’am — it was a cartoonist."

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

William Tell Executions.

Drone Spray