Expedition Gifts

The peak awaited, but first they had to contend with the foothills.

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

A tortoise tries to mate with an igloo.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Greek A-Z Map,

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

'We knew of your return from your round the world trip - we could smell you a mile away!'

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

'So, Bob, I hear you've branched out!'

"A textbook landing..."

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

'It would be a kindness to tell he HAS won his Duke of Edinburgh Award.'

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

'California: Here I come!'

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

1910: It looked like Scott would have to find his own way to the pole.

'Are you going anywhere near a chemist?'

'Why, it's Admiral Byrd! Calling from little America.'

"It's our neighbor. He wants to borrow our GPS tracker."

'The Tropic Resort gives you a choice, Madam, geckos or big, hairy spiders...'

'Sorry to eat and run but I've got to go help someone catch a plane.'

"Oh, bugger!"

Couples Riding an Elephant

Man reading a giant book.

'More rules? - Rules are why we left Egypt in the FIRST place!'

'I know you like adventure holidays, but when did you say these islands were discovered.'

Lend me a fiver - "Careful Dempster, this swamp is crawling with leeches."

'Did you ever consider a backpack?'