Expedition Aficionado Gifts

'We knew of your return from your round the world trip - we could smell you a mile away!'

The Anti-Agent

Barks in code.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Plasma Ball

It's an experiment.

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

Clandestine cows.

'And this is scraps.'

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

Plasma Ball

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

The Incredible Telly Presenter's Journey.

A spy peering round the corner.

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'