Expedition Escapade Lovers Gifts

"Oh, bugger!"

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

'We knew of your return from your round the world trip - we could smell you a mile away!'

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

There were times when Ralph wished god didn't move in such mysterious ways.

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

The peak awaited, but first they had to contend with the foothills.

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'It would be a kindness to tell he HAS won his Duke of Edinburgh Award.'

Mountain escalator.

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

The lesser-known, and ultimately unsuccessful, Joe Louis and Dick Clark expedition.

A tortoise tries to mate with an igloo.

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.

'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'

'Promise you'll never leave me , Guiseppe.'

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

'It was a furious stormy affair from the start, and after the winds of passion subsided, I just 'blew him away'.'

'Congratulations - you advance to the next round.'

1910: It looked like Scott would have to find his own way to the pole.

'Why, it's Admiral Byrd! Calling from little America.'

'We met at that new blubber restaurant downtown.'

'They have TWO trees!'