Draftsman Gifts

'I don't think that blob was an unusual roof design, but a coffee stain.'

'Farnsworth, this isn't what I meant when I asked you to draft bridge plans.'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

A Protractor.

'This is the last time I leave my blueprints where my kid can get his hands on them.'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

After work, of course, they'd relax and talk deconstruction. Isn't a blueprint just a series of markings with no meaning by themselves? Our job, as I see it, is to find the true essence of the materials.

The T-square and level of the architect of the Leaning Tower of Pisa

Z Frame Houses, Summer Cottage ideas that failed.

Artist chained to his drawing.

"His architectural drawings are out of this world."

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

The MBA Draft

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'I found the termites!'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Arts and crafts

"Lovely dovetail."

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

Waiting for retirement.

I love embroidery

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Multitool Knife

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

Education and Apprenticeships

Timber preservation