Draftsman Pillows

'I don't think that blob was an unusual roof design, but a coffee stain.'

'Farnsworth, this isn't what I meant when I asked you to draft bridge plans.'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

A Protractor.

'This is the last time I leave my blueprints where my kid can get his hands on them.'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

The T-square and level of the architect of the Leaning Tower of Pisa

Z Frame Houses, Summer Cottage ideas that failed.

Artist chained to his drawing.

"His architectural drawings are out of this world."

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

The MBA Draft

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'I found the termites!'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Lovely dovetail."

Arts and crafts

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Waiting for retirement.

I love embroidery

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Multitool Knife

Education and Apprenticeships

Timber preservation

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'