Draughtsman Pillows

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

Hans Holbein

Drawing board disaster.

'Give up this crazy dream of being an artist, Paul. You have good taste and you're a brilliant draughtsman, it wouldn't work out.'

AUGUSTUS JOHN

Architect chained to his drawing of parliament

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'I found the termites!'

Sweep the board.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Lovely dovetail."

Arts and crafts

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Waiting for retirement.

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

I love embroidery

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Timber preservation

Education and Apprenticeships

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Multitool Knife

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'