Drafter Pillows

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Dawing your Cellphone

Sweep the board.

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Hans Holbein

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'

'Are you seeing anybody?'

Cross-country knitting.

'Hey, waterfall ahead! Should I jump? Oh, what the heck, life is full of ups and downs.'

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

AUGUSTUS JOHN

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

'What really rankles is they still haven't lifted the hosepipe ban.'

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'