Draughts Player Pillows

Competitive tic-tac-toe

The MBA Draft

Putin and Zelensky

Sweep the board.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Business Target

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

David Hockney

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

Hans Holbein

Sporting maladies.

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

"Wanna play?"

David Hockney

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

Sporting maladies.

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

David Hockney

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

AUGUSTUS JOHN

Wiccapedia.

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

Voodoo Darts. . .