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'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

Sweep the board.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Dawing your Cellphone

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Who had the cod, and who had the flying fish?

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

David Hockney

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

Hans Holbein

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

David Hockney

Cross-country knitting.

'Hey, waterfall ahead! Should I jump? Oh, what the heck, life is full of ups and downs.'

'Are you seeing anybody?'

David Hockney

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

AUGUSTUS JOHN

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

'What really rankles is they still haven't lifted the hosepipe ban.'

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.