Draughts T-Shirts

'King me!'

"He's not so clever, he thinks he's playing draughts"

Sweep the board.

The MBA Draft

Putin and Zelensky

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Alien Assumption

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

A rainbow umbrella

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

Sleepwalking to work.

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

Hans Holbein

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

Sporting maladies.

"Wanna play?"

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

Sporting maladies.

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

AUGUSTUS JOHN