Draughts T-Shirts

'King me!'

"He's not so clever, he thinks he's playing draughts"

Sweep the board.

The MBA Draft

Putin and Zelensky

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Alien Assumption

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

David Hockney

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

A rainbow umbrella

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

Sleepwalking to work.

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

Hans Holbein

Sporting maladies.

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

"Wanna play?"

David Hockney

Professional Forecasting Inc.

Sporting maladies.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'