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'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

The MBA Draft

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Sweep the board.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'What'll it be?'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

Artist chained to his drawing.

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.'

"Right here is where you lost the narrative flow."

'It seems in the case of the late Little Miss Tuffet, where there's a will there's a whey.'

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

In an alternate universe, characters from the rough draft and finished manuscript of the same novel meet themselves at a cocktail party.

'This contract proposal needs more work. I'm not experiencing any twinges of guilt over it.'

A Protractor.

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"Writing is... rewriting."

'I don't think that blob was an unusual roof design, but a coffee stain.'

'Farnsworth, this isn't what I meant when I asked you to draft bridge plans.'

'This is the last time I leave my blueprints where my kid can get his hands on them.'

"Here in Blackrock we do things different."

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

"I want to change my testimony so it only contains the word: BAAAAAH!"

A cat is a dog in drag...'Bad dog!'