Drafts Gifts

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

The MBA Draft

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Sweep the board.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'What'll it be?'

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

Artist chained to his drawing.

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.'

"Right here is where you lost the narrative flow."

'It seems in the case of the late Little Miss Tuffet, where there's a will there's a whey.'

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

In an alternate universe, characters from the rough draft and finished manuscript of the same novel meet themselves at a cocktail party.

'This contract proposal needs more work. I'm not experiencing any twinges of guilt over it.'

A Protractor.

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

After work, of course, they'd relax and talk deconstruction. Isn't a blueprint just a series of markings with no meaning by themselves? Our job, as I see it, is to find the true essence of the materials.

"Writing is... rewriting."

'I don't think that blob was an unusual roof design, but a coffee stain.'

'Farnsworth, this isn't what I meant when I asked you to draft bridge plans.'

'This is the last time I leave my blueprints where my kid can get his hands on them.'

"Here in Blackrock we do things different."

NBA Vampire

"I want to change my testimony so it only contains the word: BAAAAAH!"