Sports Drafting Gifts

"Look, I can't talk dude—Megan is leaving me and—what? I can still draft Aaron Judge? What about Ohtani? Check. I'll hold."

'C'mon get it straight.'

The MBA Draft

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'What'll it be?'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Artist chained to his drawing.

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

'It seems in the case of the late Little Miss Tuffet, where there's a will there's a whey.'

A Protractor.

'You got a problem with that call? Do ya, Coach? Well I call 'em the way I see 'em!'

'I don't think that blob was an unusual roof design, but a coffee stain.'

'Farnsworth, this isn't what I meant when I asked you to draft bridge plans.'

'This is the last time I leave my blueprints where my kid can get his hands on them.'

"I want to change my testimony so it only contains the word: BAAAAAH!"

Sometimes it takes me a little while to adjust!

"This is definitely the last time for Chapter Seventeen!"

Recycling Station: Manuscripts.

'That's it, Darlene -- conserve your energy for the final lap! Stay right in her draft!'

"Yeah, but I had Goliath on my fantasy league team."

"Why is this quarterback still playing?"

"His architectural drawings are out of this world."

Z Frame Houses, Summer Cottage ideas that failed.