Fantasy Football Draft Gifts

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

Centaur Forward

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

Deregulated Baseball

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

'Dad, did the stork bring me or did you get me in fantasy draft?'

Football Fish

"Too bad for you that the judge rules in favor of dogs playing in varsity sorts."

"He left behind a wife, three kids, and the number one rated fantasy football quarterback."

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

"See - it works in my fantasy research league."

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

'With my knowledge of math and science, maybe I could help establish world pece or end world hunger. Or even win my fantasy football league.'

Fantasy Football Awards: 'The trophy to the Monday morning quarterback with the widest end zone...'

'IN my fantasy league, we're not allowed to pick players from teams named after cats.'

"Whoa! Now Philly has the bases loaded with one out!..."

'The sports seasons never end, now with all his fantasy leagues.'

Midnight in Minnesota

"In Heaven it does."

Dragon brought on as substitute

"Gretzky shoots from three-point land for the extra point..." "Idiot"

"Yeah, but I had Goliath on my fantasy league team."

'In my fantasy retirement league, I'm having a great time.'

'...That's Blaster verses Thor, should be a good match...'