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"Look, I can't talk dude—Megan is leaving me and—what? I can still draft Aaron Judge? What about Ohtani? Check. I'll hold."

'C'mon get it straight.'

The MBA Draft

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'What'll it be?'

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Artist chained to his drawing.

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

'It seems in the case of the late Little Miss Tuffet, where there's a will there's a whey.'

A Protractor.

After work, of course, they'd relax and talk deconstruction. Isn't a blueprint just a series of markings with no meaning by themselves? Our job, as I see it, is to find the true essence of the materials.

'You got a problem with that call? Do ya, Coach? Well I call 'em the way I see 'em!'

'I don't think that blob was an unusual roof design, but a coffee stain.'

'Farnsworth, this isn't what I meant when I asked you to draft bridge plans.'

'This is the last time I leave my blueprints where my kid can get his hands on them.'

Fantasy Football League training Camp.

"I want to change my testimony so it only contains the word: BAAAAAH!"

NBA Vampire

Sometimes it takes me a little while to adjust!

"This is definitely the last time for Chapter Seventeen!"

Recycling Station: Manuscripts.

"His architectural drawings are out of this world."

"Yeah, but I had Goliath on my fantasy league team."

"Why is this quarterback still playing?"

Z Frame Houses, Summer Cottage ideas that failed.

'That's it, Darlene -- conserve your energy for the final lap! Stay right in her draft!'

'It isn't football hooliganism, it's a cultural clash.'