Drafting Gifts

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

The MBA Draft

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

The Art Student.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

A Good Batch.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Can You Spot the Differences?

My First Camera

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Cariactures

I quilt therefore I am

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Toadstools

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Painting clouds

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Instructional guide to scribbling