'According to my computer this is going to be expensive.'
Document Drafter Gifts
Searching for a gift for someone who specializes in drafting documents? Our collection offers humorous and thoughtful items like mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that appreciate the skill and creativity involved in detailed document drafting. Perfect for professionals who take pride in their work or amateurs who love the craft, these products bring a personal touch to their workspace or home.
The MBA Draft
"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."
'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'
"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."
'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'
Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...
'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'
'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'
Records?
A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera
"We need a better piling system."
Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."
In and Out Trays
'They'll never take my word for it -- You'd better put them in writing.'
Accountancy
Boss talking to lawyer, 'These new Terms and Conditions you've drafted for us are extremely long and overly complex - our customers are never going to be able to understand them. Well done Jones!'
'The theory is, instead of cutting us down, they keep recycling Grandpa to make new paper products.'
Investment company offers free paper shredder.
"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"
I type 90 words per minute and shred even faster!
"Actually, investing can be very relaxing. Ever try to stay awake reading a prospectus?"
Recycling Station: Manuscripts.
'I love my shredder, they're great for bills, too.'
Warrants.
Shredder, de-shredder.
"Do you file your nails..?
'Marge! Do I have a will?'
"Why are we shredding this stuff?"
Actually, I was thinking of having the paper shredder installed right about there!
Foresight and Hindsight desk trays.
Gone with the Wind...the first draft.
"I'm glad my agent persuaded me to get flood insurance and keep all my important documents together."
Invaluable and Outvaluable
"Delete that."
Document Drafter Gifts Collection
Document Drafter Mugs
Find the perfect mug to celebrate the diligent spirit of document drafters—cheerful, clever, and perfect for their coffee routine.
Document Drafter Pillows
Relax with pillows that bring humor and inspiration for those passionate about the art of document drafting.
Document Drafter Prints
Decorate their workspace or home with prints that salute the craft of writing and drafting—adding a touch of wit and style.
Document Drafter T-Shirts
Browse our T-shirts featuring fun and witty designs perfect for document drafters who like to show off their creative flair.