Digital Documenter Gifts

"Delete that."

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

Records?

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

"We need a better piling system."

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

In and Out Trays

'They'll never take my word for it -- You'd better put them in writing.'

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

Sponge Blog

Files of Doom

Put it in writing!

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

"I can't understand how it got lost - I haven't filed it yet"

Bob's Photography Full Service: Baby Pics, Graduation, Wedding, Crime scene, Aautopsy.

Types of online-ing

"Sorry honey. I can't sleep. I'm going to copy and collate for awhile."

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

"Actually, investing can be very relaxing. Ever try to stay awake reading a prospectus?"

'I have here secret government documents that describe the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand.'

'According to my computer this is going to be expensive.'

Man marks documents as 'Illegal', 'Sweet Spot' and 'Legal'.

''Life, liberty, and the pursuit of the almighty dollar' is too long. Let's change it to 'happiness.''

Children being videoed by parents - "Don't you get tired of all the media attention?"