Digital Document Digesters Gifts

"Do you accept these terms and conditions?"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

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March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

"...there, I found it. Stellar! I love this nutrition app!"

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

The Lost Tribe

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

Books and Phones

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

'We don't text anymore.'

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"I hate people using the cloud."

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

"I'll pause for a moment so you can let this information sink in."

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

'IT support? I need a hug..'

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

"Wow, I'm upset. I didn't think I could get upset anymore... crazy."

What's that, Lance? It's called a newspaper. It's like a Kindle, but instead of your fingers leaving smudges, they get smudged.