Information Digestor Gifts

"I'll pause for a moment so you can let this information sink in."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

Questions Online

Little girl to baby: Is that a good book?

No news is good news.

'Chief say he eat to many beans.'

"People are always whining about food labelling, but there's NOTHING that ANYONE with a reasonable chemistry degree and maybe a PhD in pharmacology wouldn't with a little effort, be able to understand....At least a little."

Reporters growing on a tree.

"There's 20 billion of us crammed into our capsule world, who's for burrowing south to freedom?"

"He used to fetch my paper, but now that I read online he's my IT support."

Information and Still don't get it.

Wedding Special: Buy one get your next one free

"But you really can't trust the media."

"It's his body language. All I hear is snorting, burping, and ominous rumblings from his lower extremities."

'That's 59p for the flight will you be needing the £345 'access to the toilet' option?'

"Do you accept these terms and conditions?"

'I've got acid indigestion.'

"It's like the ancient internet, printed out."

Wikileaks- Julian Assange.

'I am the 'fly on the wall' you speak of. What would you like to know?'

"Burp! Burp! Burp! Burp! We have four stomachs you see."

These are the quills used to sign the Declaration of Independence! The founding feathers!

'Is the information fresh?'

'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'

'Your problem is keeping things down. I want you to take this one pill four times a day.'

'Looks like a fair amount of overtime may be called for here,Wilson.'

'If I knew what those trillions of bacteria wanted, I'd give it to them.'

PoundStore

"You've just been copying things from my sex diary into your sex diary."

'I'm off to see the gizzard.'

Human Silicon Chip: Capable of six computations per hour.

"Now THAT's what I call data-scraping."