Document Drafter Pillows

'According to my computer this is going to be expensive.'

The MBA Draft

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

Records?

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

"We need a better piling system."

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

In and Out Trays

'They'll never take my word for it -- You'd better put them in writing.'

Accountancy

Boss talking to lawyer, 'These new Terms and Conditions you've drafted for us are extremely long and overly complex - our customers are never going to be able to understand them. Well done Jones!'

'The theory is, instead of cutting us down, they keep recycling Grandpa to make new paper products.'

Investment company offers free paper shredder.

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

I type 90 words per minute and shred even faster!

"Actually, investing can be very relaxing. Ever try to stay awake reading a prospectus?"

Recycling Station: Manuscripts.

'I love my shredder, they're great for bills, too.'

Warrants.

Shredder, de-shredder.

"Do you file your nails..?

'Marge! Do I have a will?'

"Why are we shredding this stuff?"

Actually, I was thinking of having the paper shredder installed right about there!

Foresight and Hindsight desk trays.

Gone with the Wind...the first draft.

"I'm glad my agent persuaded me to get flood insurance and keep all my important documents together."

Invaluable and Outvaluable

"Delete that."