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"Okay Sonny, what's your game?"

Sweep the board.

I love my Timpani

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

How hit songs get their names

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"There's nothing like a dame!"

In an alternate universe, characters from the rough draft and finished manuscript of the same novel meet themselves at a cocktail party.

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

"I think it would look better over there!"

Baroque

Tribal man drumming a message read by an Englishman"...and finally, Middlesex are 120 for 3..."

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's on of those things you always see an alpha male do: stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls.

'Don't drink on an empty head.'

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."

Doctor doing target practice with needles.

'I'm having what he's having.'

'Duct tape.'

Action Re-Drink

Susan unexpectedly found herself living life in the fast lane due to a road detour.