Draft Perfectionist Gifts

"Right here is where you lost the narrative flow."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Bullseye!

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!"

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Man and woman buying furniture.

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

Writer

Perfection

Poetry repairman

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

Football Crazy.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Santa's Out Tray.

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"You're welcome."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."