Draftsperson Gifts

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'C'mon get it straight.'

The MBA Draft

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Arts and crafts

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'What'll it be?'

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

Multitool Knife

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

'I had a cough at the time!'

"The blow drier is broken."

David Hockney

Artist chained to his drawing.

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

Hans Holbein

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

"Christmas pudcast"

David Hockney

'Balk!'

"I feel a draft."

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!