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"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'C'mon get it straight.'

The MBA Draft

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Arts and crafts

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'What'll it be?'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

Multitool Knife

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

'I had a cough at the time!'

"The blow drier is broken."

Artist chained to his drawing.

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

Hans Holbein

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

"Christmas pudcast"

"I feel a draft."

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

'Balk!'

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"Right here is where you lost the narrative flow."