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'The sad part is, the kid still doesn't get why his stock has plummeted...'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

i-teddy

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

'I remember when all this was fields.'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Binary Man

Man and Machine snoozing

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

The Personal ATM

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"What's that you're reading?"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Keep on Truckin.

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'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'