Draft Day Dreamer Pillows

'The sad part is, the kid still doesn't get why his stock has plummeted...'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

i-teddy

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

'I remember when all this was fields.'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Binary Man

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"What's that you're reading?"

The Personal ATM

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Man and Machine snoozing

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Keep on Truckin.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

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