Dog Bed Hog Pillows

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

A large leaf falling on a dog

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'They're dog roses!'

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

"He ran out of pee."

"He's sending an instant message."

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

'It's so cold in here, and the heat is on full blast!'

Bedtime Real Estate Distribution (for dog owners)

"I know I'm not using all the chair but I don't do sub-leases!"

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

"You knew I had a thing for pillows when you married me."

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

"Jeffrey, where'd you go?"

Car Dog-Doors.

"Well you won't be nicking all the duvet tonight."

"My wife! Lying curled in the bed!"

Having Forgotten How It Goes...

Dogs enter lottery for belly rubs.

'Ball! Ball, Boy! Go get the ball!'

"I see Rover has introduced himself to you?"

'Doesn't he ever wash these things?'

"Whaddya gonna do? It's an act of dog."

'Let's face it. . . the slop always looks better on the other side of the fence!'

'Anyway enough about me. Let's talk about my job instead.'

'Nice fetch.'