Dog Bed Space Warrior Pillows

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"Don't invade his space."

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

Work out buddies.

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

"I didn't mind the panel interview, but I got creeped out by the group hug at the end."

Introvert Career Faire.

Man in Gents toilet being watched by CCTV

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

If Women Ran Hell...

'It's not that I don't love you - I'm just not ready for us to start living together.'

What if Wellington boots were see through...

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

"I take it you really miss your old cubicle."

"You try feng shui in an apartment this size."

'Oh, I gave up greeting people years ago. I was only interrupting their music.'

"For the hundred millionth time....'Do you mind?'"

"I think the dog wants out"

"Let's let him keep your ball."

'The 10 Habits of Highly Annoying People'

"We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray."

"My self-defence training wasn't as useful as I'd hoped...Somehow it lacked the necessary 'edge'."

Astronaut steps in dog poop.

Woman walking the dog on roller skates.

'He's a really active dog.'

No Free Hugs

Personal Space Protect-O-Matic

"Look, I've had enough of picking up after him, OK?"