Bed Hog Watchdog Pillows

Bedtime Real Estate Distribution (for dog owners)

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

CIA report

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

Police Statetion

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Bush farewell.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

Automatic Congressman

EU Deal

'Anything good on?' TV replies 'No.'

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'

Gladstone returning to Westminster without a new ticket

"Our rule of thumb is: 'Keep it complicated' - so no one will understand how we choose a candidate."

Donald Trump

'It's a government funded study to find out how many wrongs make a right.'

Welcome to Washington, D.C.!

'Unlimited corporate spending does not lead to the 'appearance' of corruption. Haha! Get it?'

'I saw my shadow this morning, so I guess we're in for six more weeks of government gridlock.'

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

"Why don't you ever do any positive stories about government dysfunction?"

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."