Bedtime Real Estate Distribution (for dog owners)
Bed Hog Watchdog Gifts
Celebrate the quirky side of your favorite sleep thief with our curated collection of humorous gifts. Perfect for those who love a good laugh and don't mind sharing their bed with a dedicated watchdog of personal space. Our selection offers witty slogans and charming designs that spotlight their playful and protective nature, making it ideal for any cozy, fun-loving personality.
Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.
"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"
"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."
CIA report
Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.
'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'
'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?
Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.
Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans
'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'
Police Statetion
Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty
Bush farewell.
Legalish
'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'
'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'
"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)
'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'
Automatic Congressman
This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!
EU Deal
Donald Trump
Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated
"Our rule of thumb is: 'Keep it complicated' - so no one will understand how we choose a candidate."
Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'
From Street Walker to Call Girl
'Anything good on?' TV replies 'No.'
Gladstone returning to Westminster without a new ticket
'It's a government funded study to find out how many wrongs make a right.'
Welcome to Washington, D.C.!
'Unlimited corporate spending does not lead to the 'appearance' of corruption. Haha! Get it?'
Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.
'I saw my shadow this morning, so I guess we're in for six more weeks of government gridlock.'
"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."
Bed Hog Watchdog Gifts Collection
Bed Hog Watchdog Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring the bed hog watchdog—the perfect way to start the day with a smile.
Bed Hog Watchdog Pillows
Check out our pillows with the bed hog watchdog design—bring humor and comfort into your living space.
Bed Hog Watchdog Prints
Find eye-catching prints of the bed hog watchdog—ideal for decorating your home with humor and personality.
Bed Hog Watchdog T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts showcasing the playful bed hog watchdog—fun clothing that celebrates their quirky sleep habits.