"My wife! Lying curled in the bed!"
Bed Hogs Gifts
If you know a bed hog who makes sleep an art form, our collection of playful and witty items perfectly capture their cozy, possessive spirit. From mugs to prints, discover humorous ways to celebrate their love for the prime sleeping spot. These gifts are ideal for those who take their slumber seriously and love a good laugh about it.
Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay
'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'
'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?
'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'
Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs
'Anything good on?' TV replies 'No.'
"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."
"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"
"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"
Homemade dog biscuits.
'Vet clinic? I'd like to make an appointment for a physical. It's been seven years.'
'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'
"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"
Doggie Bowl Drill
Hogwarts Academy. What magic? This is a veterinary school specializing in swine skin conditions.
"Some puppies get bored when they're alone, but my family left me enough chew toys to last all day."
"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"
"I can't take all the credit for this great quarter... but I will anyway."
'It's so cold in here, and the heat is on full blast!'
"USA map"
Bedtime Real Estate Distribution (for dog owners)
"I know I'm not using all the chair but I don't do sub-leases!"
"Speaking personally, I haven't had my day, and I've never met any dog who has."
"You knew I had a thing for pillows when you married me."
"Oddly enough, I could never work in a cubicle."
"Yes, I know it's spring dear. But can I just have another day or two in bed?"
"My solicitor tells me I have grounds for a divorce. You're a control freak."
Pet Games
"Jeffrey, where'd you go?"
"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."
'Cute.'
'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'
"I've never rolled in anything I didn't like."
'For Diahrrea in hogs? Well, first of all, I'd feed bland garbage!'
Bed Hogs Gifts Collection
Bed Hogs Mugs
Discover more hilarious bed hog mugs that celebrate sleep domination with clever cartoon designs—perfect for mornings and laughs.
Bed Hogs Pillows
Check out our playful pillows designed for bed hogs who want to add humor and personality to their sleeping space.
Bed Hogs Prints
Browse our collection of witty prints that capture the fun and chaos of bed hog life in a stylish, humorous way.
Bed Hogs T-Shirts
Explore our collection of funny bed hog t-shirts that let them wear their pride—and their love for sleep—a true statement.