Pet Watchdog Gifts

"Steve and Sue, clean up after your mutt or else!"

Barks in code.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Cats on Board.

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"The Nominees"

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"Now how did she know?"

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

Chained CPI

Wall Street In Jail

'What a bargain!'

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

No, I seriously doubt a DNA test would exonerate you.

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

Wanted dog! reward!

Short Memories

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

Cookie Thief

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