Pet Watchdog T-Shirts

"Steve and Sue, clean up after your mutt or else!"

Barks in code.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Cats on Board.

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

"The Nominees"

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"Now how did she know?"

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

Wall Street In Jail

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

'What a bargain!'

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

Cookie Thief

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

Short Memories

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

Wanted dog! reward!

Sales company

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"