Diy Philosophers Gifts

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'I ink, therefore I am....'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

The Thinker (with a laptop).

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

Digito Ergo Sum.

Information Macht Frei

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."