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5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

'I ink, therefore I am....'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

The Thinker (with a laptop).

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

Digito Ergo Sum.

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."