Dietary Restrictions Realist Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who navigates dietary restrictions with honesty and humor? Our collection offers witty and heartfelt products like mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate this often overlooked lifestyle with a touch of lightheartedness and genuine understanding.

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'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?' mockup

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

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'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?' mockup

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

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'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.' mockup

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

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"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling." mockup

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

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"I diet religiously. I eat what I want and pray I don't gain weight."

"I diet religiously. I eat what I want and pray I don't gain weight." mockup

"I diet religiously. I eat what I want and pray I don't gain weight."

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'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.' mockup

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

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"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups." mockup

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

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"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!" mockup

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

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Adam and Eve - Food scares

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"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..." mockup

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

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'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!' mockup

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

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'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?' mockup

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

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"First, do no ham."

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"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry." mockup

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

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"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free." mockup

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

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''Usually drunk with pizza.' Hey, so am I!'

''Usually drunk with pizza.' Hey, so am I!' mockup

''Usually drunk with pizza.' Hey, so am I!'

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"Back inside, Bernie! The buffet is full of shrimp, pork and ham!"

"Back inside, Bernie! The buffet is full of shrimp, pork and ham!" mockup

"Back inside, Bernie! The buffet is full of shrimp, pork and ham!"

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'It was cheaper and less painful than a Gastric Band procedure...'

'It was cheaper and less painful than a Gastric Band procedure...' mockup

'It was cheaper and less painful than a Gastric Band procedure...'

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"My lab tests are in. I'm lactose intolerant."

"My lab tests are in. I'm lactose intolerant." mockup

"My lab tests are in. I'm lactose intolerant."

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Instagram!!!

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"No thanks, mom. I'm on a vegetable free diet."

"No thanks, mom. I'm on a vegetable free diet." mockup

"No thanks, mom. I'm on a vegetable free diet."

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"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts" mockup

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

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How's the diet going? - 'The first 8 minutes has been tough.' - 'How come?' - 'I had to skip my pre-mid morning post-mini-brunch snack.' - 'I don't think I can take it anymore...' - 'Hang in there, big guy...' -

How's the diet going? - 'The first 8 minutes has been tough.' - 'How come?' - 'I had to skip my pre-mid morning post-mini-brunch snack.' - 'I don't think I can take it anymore...' - 'Hang in there, big guy...' -

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