Dietary Restrictions Realist Pillows

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"I diet religiously. I eat what I want and pray I don't gain weight."

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

"First, do no ham."

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

''Usually drunk with pizza.' Hey, so am I!'

"Back inside, Bernie! The buffet is full of shrimp, pork and ham!"

'It was cheaper and less painful than a Gastric Band procedure...'

"My lab tests are in. I'm lactose intolerant."

Instagram!!!

"No thanks, mom. I'm on a vegetable free diet."

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

How's the diet going? - 'The first 8 minutes has been tough.' - 'How come?' - 'I had to skip my pre-mid morning post-mini-brunch snack.' - 'I don't think I can take it anymore...' - 'Hang in there, big guy...' -

The Sprats

Anorexic flora.

"If you don't plan on snacking at night, then why did you move the refrigerator in here?"

"I'm giving up chocolate for lent."

"Sorry, babe, this ain't gonna work out. I'm lactose intolerant."

'And ask the chef to run his blender as he cooks that steak. My doctor has put me on a liquid diet.'

"And I told them not to use lactose for the last supper..."

'Do you have something that's good for you, but tastes like it's bad for you?'

Gluten-free area.

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. It's print out says 'I Quit!'.