Dietary Restrictions Pillows

Gluten-free area.

"Sorry, babe, this ain't gonna work out. I'm lactose intolerant."

"My lab tests are in. I'm lactose intolerant."

"I'm giving up chocolate for lent."

"It's the only organic lacto-vegan menu I could find that fitted into the firms Christmas meal budget."

Soup of the month.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

The discovery of asparagus.

"Two vegans, please."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

'Vegetarian is an old Indian word which means bad hunter.'

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Macho Vegetarian

"You won’t need refills."

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

“Children hate me.”

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

'You're eating too much roughage.'

"Some doctor that guy is - He's OBSESSED with diet and exercise!"

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"Frankly Mr. Watkins - all your current health issues are down to you rubbish diet..."