Diet Restriction Discusser Pillows

"Sorry, babe, this ain't gonna work out. I'm lactose intolerant."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Adam and Eve - Food scares

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'The biochemist at work' The biochemist at lunch'.

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

"My lab tests are in. I'm lactose intolerant."

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'

The Atkins Diet.

'You need a more balanced diet.'