Diet Restriction Discusser Gifts

"Sorry, babe, this ain't gonna work out. I'm lactose intolerant."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'The biochemist at work' The biochemist at lunch'.

'The vegetarians are the smug-looking ones...'

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

'You were right, doc. Blood is thicker than water.'

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

"My lab tests are in. I'm lactose intolerant."

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

'You need a more balanced diet.'

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."