Dietary Restrictions Gifts

Gluten-free area.

"Sorry, babe, this ain't gonna work out. I'm lactose intolerant."

"My lab tests are in. I'm lactose intolerant."

"I'm giving up chocolate for lent."

"It's the only organic lacto-vegan menu I could find that fitted into the firms Christmas meal budget."

Soup of the month.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Two vegans, please."

The discovery of asparagus.

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

'Vegetarian is an old Indian word which means bad hunter.'

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

Macho Vegetarian

"You won’t need refills."

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

“Children hate me.”

"The only way to stop the spread is to eat less and exercise more."

"Some doctor that guy is - He's OBSESSED with diet and exercise!"

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

"Frankly Mr. Watkins - all your current health issues are down to you rubbish diet..."