Dietary Doomsayer Gifts

Looking for a gift that acknowledges the cautious eater or the dietary doomsayer? Our collection of witty and charming products celebrates their love of rules and resistance to indulgence with a touch of humor. Ideal for health-conscious friends or family members who are always clarifying their diet, these gifts bring a fun twist to their dietary dedication. Discover mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that speak their language and add a playful note to their daily routine.

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The End IS Near

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'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?' mockup

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

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'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?' mockup

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

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"Charles didn't like tofu."

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"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling." mockup

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

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'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..' mockup

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

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"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk." mockup

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

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Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps. mockup

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

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'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.' mockup

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

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"What do you have that won't kill me?" mockup

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

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Dieting Motivation.

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"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories." mockup

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

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'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.' mockup

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

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Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons mockup

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

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'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.' mockup

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

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"You've got to eat less, exercise more and try to stay out of trouble. You're not fit to stand trial."

"You've got to eat less, exercise more and try to stay out of trouble. You're not fit to stand trial." mockup

"You've got to eat less, exercise more and try to stay out of trouble. You're not fit to stand trial."

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'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.' mockup

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

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'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.' mockup

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

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Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away mockup

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

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'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.' mockup

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

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Shrink

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'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

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'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?' mockup

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

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'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.' mockup

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

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"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy." mockup

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

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Error in low-fat pizza design.

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'So, how did the crash diet go?'

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"I do diet...between snacks."

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"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags." mockup

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

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'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.' mockup

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

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'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.' mockup

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

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"Buy them - and never look back." mockup

"Buy them - and never look back."

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'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.' mockup

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

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'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!' mockup

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

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Woman and scales.

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Dietary Doomsayer Gifts Collection

Dietary Doomsayer Mugs

Looking for more ways to celebrate the dietary doomsayer? Check out our amusing mugs and find the perfect morning companion for their health-conscious routines.

Dietary Doomsayer Pillows

Discover our fun pillows designed for the dietary doomsayer—bring humor and comfort into their relaxed spaces with quirky, health-themed prints.

Dietary Doomsayer Prints

Browse our collection of prints to celebrate the dietary doomsayer—ideal for sprucing up their space with humor and personality.

Dietary Doomsayer T-Shirts

Explore our humorous t-shirts for the dietary doomsayer and add a playful touch to their everyday wardrobe with witty statements and clever designs.