Diary Dominator Gifts

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Why do you need so many computers?

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

"Sure I can make that deadline."

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

The Blob's Blog.

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

Records?

"We need a better piling system."

In and Out Trays

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

Dear Diary

'I can dream, can't I?'

"I will be reading a prepared statement, but I don't know who prepared it, so don't blame me!"

"Dear Diary: So I texted Julie..."

'I'm involved in lots of office politics. Do you have this in Kevlar?'

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

Dear Diary...Resolutions

Anais Nin.

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

"She wrote a diary, not a blog."

"Yes, I'm really enjoying it here since my promotion, Joe, and by the way you're fired."

'My whole life to date catalogued - so when I pop my clogs, those who follow will know what they are chucking away <tsk>.'

The Diary

"Day 793, this pen is incredible!"

'No, the Patriot Act doesn't make it all right for you to read your sister's diary!'