Conversation Dominator Gifts

"I've only been gluten-free for a week, but I'm already really annoying."

'She doesn't just hold a conversation, she strangles it.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Bar Therapy

The Art of Bantering!

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

"I will be reading a prepared statement, but I don't know who prepared it, so don't blame me!"

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

'I'm involved in lots of office politics. Do you have this in Kevlar?'

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

Ok, I'm back. Sorry about the screaming.

And what kind of banter do you want with that? I got light, witty, or wry. Breakfast.

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

'Mind you, this isn't a secret I'd tell just everybody.'

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

'Let's go some place where we can walk.'

Lady praises date for being a good conversationalist.

"People don't understand that alcoholism is a hazard of my profession!"

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

"If I had my life to live over again, I'd unlearn macrame."

"Brad, we've got to talk."

"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."

"Nice talking to you."

"You're so easy to talk to - not everyone is such a good listener."

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

'What have you got to say for yourself? Or would you rather hear about me?'

'There s nothing to discuss Lester...I told you maybe and that's final!!!'