Conversation Dominator Pillows

"I've only been gluten-free for a week, but I'm already really annoying."

'She doesn't just hold a conversation, she strangles it.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

The Art of Bantering!

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

Bar Therapy

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

"I will be reading a prepared statement, but I don't know who prepared it, so don't blame me!"

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

'I'm involved in lots of office politics. Do you have this in Kevlar?'

'Mind you, this isn't a secret I'd tell just everybody.'

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

"Be patient with Ed. You can skip his political harangue in 15 seconds and move right onto sports."

'Let's go some place where we can walk.'

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

"People don't understand that alcoholism is a hazard of my profession!"

"If I had my life to live over again, I'd unlearn macrame."

Lady praises date for being a good conversationalist.

"Brad, we've got to talk."

"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."

"Nice talking to you."

"You're so easy to talk to - not everyone is such a good listener."

'There s nothing to discuss Lester...I told you maybe and that's final!!!'

'All those in favor of looking at pictures of grandchildren before we start bitching about their parents, say aye.'

'What have you got to say for yourself? Or would you rather hear about me?'

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

Taxi Debates