Dessert Detractor T-Shirts

Vanilla ice cream topped with heavy sarcasm.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

His Her Cakes

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Gooseberry Fool...

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Our visit to the flan factory.

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

Cake Friday!

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Chocolate Shop

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

Sweet surprise.

Let's skip to dessert

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

Somewhere in France

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

'Therapy?'

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."

'Hey, honey bun!'

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"